Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Julio Lugo Sucks

Mr. Lugo, you are free to go now. Don't make this harder than it is. Just go. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU COCKSUCKER!

After coming back from a 4 run deficit and taking the lead on a Dustin Pedroia pinch hit single in the 8th, the Sox put Papelbon on the mound and were on their way to a win. With a man on (infield single) and no outs, a routine ground ball was hit directly at Lugo. He charged it in time to get the lead runner out and possibly turn two (though it would have been a tough double play). At the very least he had plenty of time to get the batter (Renteria) out at first, and that's when Julio Lugo stepped in and took matters into his cold concrete hands. Instead of picking the ball up and throwing it to a base for what is known as a "force out," Julio decided to kick the ball around for a little while and not throw it to any base for his 10th error of the year. A sac bunt, a productive ground out and a broken bat bloop later and the Tigers had won. Thanks Julio. You are the worst.

9 comments:

Christopher said...

I would like to start a movement here in Boston. I propose that Julio Lugo retires from Baseball forever. He clearly has no ability to either hit a baseball or catch a baseball. He is possibly the worst fielding shortstop in baseball. His greatest talent may be an uncanny knack for hitting into inning ending double plays.

Christopher said...

I am still enraged about this topic. How can Lugo even show his face in the dugout every day.I would be embarassed to even collect a paycheck. He has to know that he is a liability on this team. For example, if I work at McDonalds and everytime a give a customer an order, I drop the tray on the floor just as I am about to pass the food across the counter, I might not lose my job right away, but I would be really embarassed that my co-workers had to constantly remake all that food and clean up my mess. In that case, I might find a new line of work. Wouldn't you?

Julio Lugo. Please quit baseball!
Save us the from your lack of talent. You are not a baseball player. You have no future here in Boston or anywhere else. Go teach little league players how to commit errors and not contribute.

Christopher said...

For the record, Lugo leads all of basebal in errors with 10. The most in the AL, NL and the most for any position.

Oh, also, he is making 9.25 million dollars this year. What a bargin!

Poops McGoops said...

Haha...you idiot red sox fans. This is what you get for making fun of Jeter's range and Papelnuts dancing around in his skivies...Honestly though, i'd dismiss fat youkolis' (sp?-give a sh.t?) attempt at facial hair before i got rid of lugo...

Anonymous said...

Lugo = Liability. He is an error machine that frequently wanders into other player's territory and causes trouble.

Luol Dang! said...

Dear Ps McGs,
Please don't ever post here again. Attempting to parse through your lack of sense almost gave me a stroke.

Poops McGoops said...

8======D

Travelin'Tim said...

I'm whatching a game where that little gnat Lugo made 2 errors in one inning. He is to shortstops what Dale Sveum was to base coaching. He sucks. Where is Jed Lowery?

Ana said...

I spend a lot of time in airports, including 4 hours Sunday in
St. Louis. But I always look on the positive side and try to get as
much magazine reading or article writing done as possible.

Heck, I even wrote this email to you from Gate A18 while waiting for
my flight and watching the Patriots-Colts game.

This reminds me of a time about a year ago when I was stuck in the
Newark Airport, and I was reading a copy of Men's Fitness that
contained the legendary TT success story of the Kuhn Triplets (you
can see the fat loss story on my site at
http://www.TurbulenceTraining.com).

Here's some of the tips we used in our plan to help the 3 brothers
lose that last 5 pounds of fat in the last 10 days of the
transformation.

NOTE: These advanced tips were only used for 10-14 days. That's the
maximum time for this advanced plan.

1) Start your day with water and fiber. I truly believe drinking
12 cups of water over the course of the day helps you stay alert and
stops you from feeling too hungry. As for the fiber, you can get it
from fruit or nuts. Research shows starting your day with fiber
helps control your blood sugar until the afternoon.

2) Eat 1 cup of raw vegetables prior to eating your regular lunch
and dinner. This will help control your appetite.

3) Eat only almonds, raw vegetables, & fruit between meals.

4) Don't eat more than 40g of carbohydrates at any meal.

5) Don't go to bed full. Eat only a small protein snack in the
evening to control calorie intake.

6) Drink 6 cups of green tea per day (3 in AM, 3 after lunch)

Advanced Exercise Tips

1) Add 10 seconds to each work interval.

2) Add in some bodyweight circuits (10-20 minutes per day) done in
the morning or evening.

If you do your regular TT workout in the morning, then do your
bodyweight circuits after dinner. Alternatively, do the bodyweight
circuits first thing in the morning, and then do your regular
workout at lunch or later in the afternoon or evening.

3) Add one set to the first superset you do in each workout.

Use these strict tips for no more than 2 weeks before returning to
normal exercise guidelines and carbohydrate intake.

Go here to get started: ===> Advanced tips to lose inches from your waist <=====

Train hard but safe,

CB

PS - For maximum fat loss...

If you have dumbbells, a bench, and a ball at home, you can lose
fat in the comfort of your own home with Turbulence Training.

"At the end of week one, I lost 3.5 pounds and I was feeling great.
Yesterday was the end of week two and I lost 3 more pounds! Six and
a half pounds in two weeks and I feel outstanding. Not the least
bit tired or weak. I've never been so enthusiastic about each
workout. I didn't bother to take a 'before' photo, but I may still
do that. I would have touched base with you sooner, but with work,
school, training, etc., I'm always pressed for time. And of course,
that's what makes Turbulence Training such a convenient program."
Chuck Fager

Click here to get Turbulence Training: ===> Fast fat loss workouts... <=====

"As a professional firefighter, personal fitness is very important
to me. I found the Turbulence Training program to be an excellent
way to keep my workouts fresh and high paced while achieving my
desired results. I would recommend this program to anyone who is
serious about losing weight and reaching their fitness goals."
Chris Gaylor, Professional Firefighter