This has absolutely nothing to do with sports but I feel it my responsibility to do my part to prevent this injustice. Though Jack Daniels has done more harm to me than good, something needs to be done here.
It seems that the commie pinko authorities of Nashville, Tennessee have confiscated 2,400 bottles of Jack Daniels and plan on pouring it out because they suspect that it was sold by someone without a license. THEY ARE POURING IT OUT! The humanity! And I'm not the only one upset about it:
"Punish the person, not the whiskey," said an outraged Kyle MacDonald, 28, a Jack Daniel's drinker from British Columbia who promotes the whiskey on his blog. "Jack never did anything wrong, and the whiskey itself is innocent."Yes, like a Picasso, Van Gogh or Bob Ross. I'm not sure how we can prevent this from going down, but if anyone has any pull in the greater Nashville area, you must stop this. Like Kyle MacDonald said, "the whiskey itself is innocent."
Christopher Carlsson, a spirits connoisseur and collector in Rochester, N.Y., said old vintages of whiskey in their original containers are highly prized.
"A lot of these bottles are priceless," he said. "It's like having a rare painting. It's heavily collected."