Monday, November 12, 2007

At 0-8 (now 0-9) We Knew The Miami Dolphins Sucked At Football. But Who Knew They Sucked At Talking Shit?

I agree with this anonymous gay dude. Shhhhhhhhh, Miami.

The Dolphins are the worst team in the NFL and it's not really close. They have no quarterback, their offensive line is a joke, their defense is comically bad and old and they draft like they are shitfaced. Coming into this year their best case scenario was maybe 5 wins. And while no expected them to lose their first 8 games coming into this past weekend, they don't even rank in terms of most disappointing teams of the season with St. Louis, the Jets and San Fran fighting for that label. They suck and everyone knew they were gonna suck. So where does this shitty team get off talking shit?

According to Bills players, with the Dolphins up 8pts in the 4th quarter of a horrendously played game, the Dolphins players started talking shit to the Bills players. And some of the stuff they said just really didn't make a ton of sense:
"'You're about to get beat by an O-8 Dolphins team,'" Bills defensive end Chris Kelsay said one Miami player told him. "Who in their right mind would say that, anyway?"


"It's a 60-minute game," Bills linebacker Angelo Crowell said. "I just told my guys not to listen to that nonsense. They were talking like they were up 20."
Wait, so let me get this straight. They were giving another team shit because they themselves suck? That's fucking pathetic. You know things aren't going well when the only thing you can come up with to talk shit about is how bad your own team is. I knew things were going poorly in Miami, but good grief those guys are fucking losers.

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