Draft Grade Breakdown

That's Yahoo.com's Jason Cole carrying a man on his hindquarters and donning the understated Keith Hernandezesque cockbroom on his upper lip.
In my never ending quest to saturate the blogosphere with useless info from the draft pundancy, I'm offering the draft grades for five of the "top" draft graders (I would have found more but NFL.com apparently doesn't grade drafts and no one else was really reputable). Kiper is obviously on here but so is Fox Sports' (via MSN.com) Jeff "The Czar" Czarnecki, Hall of Fame balloteer Dr. Z.(no word on the flaming red head's grades), the up and coming (and one of my favorites) Jason Cole (pictured above) from Yahoo.com and the incomparable fat idiot, Pete Prisco (Prisco is my least favorite football analyst on the the entire planet. He is not qualified to hold down any job other than love stain coordinator at the fucking Jersey Turnpike rest stop in Rahway. The guy doesn't know his ass from a hole in a donut, literally. So naturally I wanted to see what he had to day on the matter. He once claimed that Eli Manning was a top 5 quarterback in the league.... and he wasn't talking about the CFL.) of cbs.sportsline.com. So here they are all. There is some consensus, but there are some grades discrepancies that are really absurd. Check out Miami and why I like the people I do (Cole) and hate the people I do (Prisco).

Kiper, Mel – Talent scout for Jesus
Pete Prisco – CBS Sportsline
Jeff “The Czar” Czarnecki – Fox Sports
Jason Cole (who?) – Yahoo.com
Dr. Z. – SI.com

Cardinals
Kiper: B-
The Czar: B+
Prisco: B+
Yahoo: B-
Dr. Z: B+

Falcons
Kiper: B
The Czar: A+
Prisco: A
Yahoo: A
Dr. Z: B+

Ravens
Kiper: B
The Czar: C-
Prisco: C
Yahoo: B
Dr. Z: B-

Bills
Kiper: B
The Czar: A
Prisco: C
Yahoo: B+
Dr. Z: B-

Sex Panthers
Kiper: B
The Czar: A
Prisco: B+
Yahoo: B+
Dr. Z: B

Bears
Kiper: B
The Czar: C
Prisco: C
Yahoo: C
Dr. Z: D

Bengals
Kiper: C+
The Czar: C
Prisco: B-
Yahoo: C
Dr. Z: C

Browns
Kiper: B+
Prisco: A+
Yahoo: A-
Dr. Z: A

Boys (Cowboys)
Kiper:: B
The Czar: C
Prisco: B
Yahoo: B
Dr. Z: C

Broncos
Kiper: B-
The Czar: D
Prisco: B
Yahoo: B-
Dr. Z: D-

Millens (Lions)
Kiper: C
Prisco: B-
The Czar: A-
Yahoo: B
Dr. Z: B-

Favres (Packers)
Kiper: C+
The Czar: C
Prisco: B
Yahoo: C-
Dr. Z: C+

Texans
Kiper: C-
The Czar: C-
Prisco: C+
Yahoo: B+
Dr. Z: D+

Champs (Colts)
Kiper: B-
Prisco: B+.
The Czar: B
Yahoo: C+
Dr. Z: B/B+

Jags
Kiper: C
The Czar: B-
Prisco: B-
Yahoo: B-
Dr. Z: C

Chiefs
Kiper: C
The Czar: C-
Prisco: B-
Yahoo: B-
Dr. Z: C

Ugh (Dolphins)
Kiper: C
The Czar: C-
Prisco: B
Yahoo: D
Dr. Z: B-

Vikes
Kiper: B+
The Czar: B-
Prisco: B
Yahoo: B
Dr. Z: B

’08-‘10 Champs (Pats)
Kiper: B
The Czar: B
Prisco: A
Yahoo: A+
Dr. Z: Incomplete

Aints (Saints)
Kiper: B-
The Czar: B-
Prisco: B
Yahoo: B
Dr. Z: C

Fighting Elis (Giants)
Kiper: C-
The Czar: B+
Prisco: B-
Yahoo: C
Dr. Z: B-

Limp Wrists (Jets)
Kiper: B
The Czar: B+
Prisco: C
Yahoo: C
Dr. Z: B+

Raiders
Kiper: C+
The Czar: A
Prisco: B+
Yahoo: A
Dr. Z: B+

Has Beens (Eagles)
Kiper: C-
The Czar: C
Prisco : C
Yahoo: D
Dr. Z: D

Never Will Bes (Steelers)
Kiper: B
The Czar: B
Prisco: B-
Yahoo: B
Dr. Z: B-


Bri Guy’s Team (Rams)
Kiper: C+
The Czar: B
Prisco: B-
Yahoo: B-
Dr. Z: B-

Disappointments (Chargers)
Kiper:: C
The Czar: B
Prisco: C
Yahoo: C+
Dr. Z: C+

Preseason Darlings (49ers)
Kiper: B+
The Czar: A+
Prisco: A
Yahoo: A
Dr. Z: B+

Seahawks
Kiper: C
The Czar: D
Prisco: D
Yahoo: D+
Dr. Z: C-

Yikes (Bucs)
Kiper: C
The Czar: A-
Prisco: A
Yahoo: B
Dr. Z: B

Future (Titans)
Kiper: C-
The Czar: C
Prisco: C
Yahoo: D
Dr. Z: D-

Finally (Skins)
Kiper: C-
The Czar: C
Prisco: D.
Yahoo: D+
Dr. Z: D