This Is The Sinbad Of Comedy Skits

If you can sit through the entire 3 minutes and 43 seconds of the video, I will give you a nickel.
You know things are going poorly when the Globe's Red Sox blog dubbed the above video "hilarious." I'm not sure I've seen anything so unfunny in all my life. The concept has the potential to be funny but simply repeating the same joke over and over again is not really that funny. If the above video were an SAT question, it would look like this:

The above video is to funny as the Ted Ginn is to ________
A. Healthy
B. A solid pick at 10
C. A major contributor in 2007
D. All of the above