Smittblog's Off To Miami

It's hard to belive but "Nash Bridges" used to be the biggest bad ass on the planet.
I'm out til Monday. Heading to South Beach for some sun, fun and beverages. I'd like everyone who reads this to go back through all my older posts and add a hilarious comment. Something REALLY hilarious. More specifically, I'm looking for suggestions for the All-Mediocre Pitching squad. The mediocre pitching crop is very deep.