The 40 Year-Old Sturgeon

Ow ow owwww!
The story here is that 40 year-old Dara Torres yesterday won the 100-meter freestyle at the US National Championships. But who really cares about that. The reason for my post is the title I came up with for the story. It's f'n genius. Hip, relevant and apropos. So this post is in essence just a self-congratulatory ball-washing of myself for being witty. And now you are reading it. I love me some me.