Bill Murray Is The Best

The life of Bill Murray is pretty sweet. It seems he just golfs, drinks and then golfs some more, with a weird movie thrown in here and there. Well while I'm Sweden, he combined the golfing with the drinking and may have just gotten himself cited for carting whilst intoxicated:

Police officers spotted the 56-year-old actor-comedian early Monday in the slow-moving vehicle and noticed he smelled of alcohol when they pulled him over, said Detective-Inspector Christer Holmlund of Stockholm police.

"He refused to blow in the (breathalyzer) instrument, citing American legislation," Holmlund told The Associated Press. "So we applied the old method: a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in."

And where did he get this golf cart? Well, he stole it:

The golf cart had been on display for a week outside the downtown hotel where Murray, and other VIPs attending the Scandinavian Masters golf tournament, were staying, tournament head Fredrik Nilsmark said.

Murray apparently "borrowed" it to go to the trendy Cafe Opera nightclub, about 1 kilometer (less than a mile) away, and was pulled over on his way back to the hotel.

The best part is that the Swedes running the hotel didn't give a shit, saying "I don't hold any grudge against Bill Murray for borrowing our cart for a while." I guess when you're Bill Murray you can get away with that kind of shit. Good thing Goodell isn't the governing body for SAG. Murray would be doing skin flicks in Tijuana for the rest of his life.