Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The "Eddie Griffin" effect?



When I first read the headline "Eddie Griffin crashes rare Ferrari," I immediately thought, "Eddie Griffin is still alive?" As you may recall, the NBA's "Eddie Griffin" was arrested about a year ago for his role in an accident that is best summed up here:

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "[T]hat he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video (porn on a dashboard tv) and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."
"Masturbating himself." That's adorable. Anyhoo, turns out it wasn't that Eddie Griffin. Instead it was the Eddie Griffin of "Undercover Brother" "fame," who--through a very liberal interpretation of the word--is considered a "comedian" in some circles. While it's ironic that both men were involved in car accidents while masturbating (just kidding undercover brother, I think), the real irony lies in the fact that Eddie Griffin the "actor" is pretty much the acting equivalent of Eddie Griffin the basketball player. Both have kind of kicked around the industry for awhile and both have consistently made horrible career choices that will eventually leave them blackballed from their respective industries. In ten years, it's likely they will flame out in equivalent manners. Eddie Griffin the "actor" will end up taking a role as a janitor in a racially charged sports movie while Eddie Griffin the former NBA player will end up taking a janitorial position and likely end up in prison for exposing himself to an elderly woman. What's in a name you say? How about fate.

1 comment:

redhen19 said...

he is a celeb and making an honest living
Actor:
* In Production
* 2000s
* 1990s
1. 62 Pickup (2008) (pre-production)
2. Bunyan and Babe (2008) (pre-production)
3. The Other Side (2007) (pre-production)
4. Once Upon a Time in the Hood (2007) (post-production)
5. Redline (2007)
6. Norbit (2007)
7. The Year Without a Santa Claus (2006) (TV)
8. Who Made the Potatoe Salad? (2006)
9. Irish Jam (2006)
10. Date Movie (2006)
11. N.T.V. Volume 2 (2005) (V)
12. N.T.V. Volume 1 (2005) (V)
13. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
14. The Wendell Baker Story (2005)
15. Blast! (2004)
16. "Chappelle's Show" .... Grits 'n Gravy (1 episode, 2004)
... aka Chappelle's Show: The Lost Episodes (USA: third season title)
- Episode #2.7 (2004) TV Episode .... Grits 'n Gravy
17. My Baby's Daddy (2004)
18. Pryor Offenses (2004) (TV)
19. Scary Movie 3 (2003)
... aka Scary Movie 3.5 (USA: DVD box title)
20. Pinocchio (2002) (voice: English version)The Cat
... aka Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio (USA: promotional title)
21. Undercover Brother (2002)
22. The New Guy (2002) Luther
23. John Q (2002)Lester Matthews
... aka John Q. (USA: poster title)
24. Double Take (2001) Freddy Tiffany
25. Picking Up the Pieces (2000)Sediento
26. Mariah #1's (1999) (V) Henchman (segment "Honey")
27. Foolish (1999) Miles 'Foolish' Waise
28. The Mod Squad (1999) Sammy, Linc's Buddy
29. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)T.J. Hicks
30. Armageddon (1998/I)
31. "Malcolm & Eddie" (2 episodes, 1997-1998)
- Mixed Nuts (1998) TV Episode
- A Police Officer and a Gentleman (1997)
32. The Walking Dead (1995)
33. Jason's Lyric (1994)
34. House Party 3 (1994)
35. "Roc" (1 episode, 1993)

36. The Meteor Man (1993)
37. Coneheads (1993)
38. Brain Donors (1992
39. The Last Boy Scout (1991)
40. The Five Heartbeats (1991)
Producer:
1. N.T.V. Volume 2 (2005) (V) (executive producer)
2. N.T.V. Volume 1 (2005) (V) (executive producer)
3. My Baby's Daddy (2004) (producer)
4. "Malcolm & Eddie" (1996) TV Series (supervising producer)

Writer:
1. My Baby's Daddy (2004) (written by)
2. DysFunktional Family (2003) (head writer)
3. "Malcolm & Eddie" (1996) TV Series

Director:
1. N.T.V. Volume 2 (2005) (V)
2. N.T.V. Volume 1 (2005) (V)
1. Undercover Brother (2002) (writer: "Too Much Man") (performer: "Too Much Man")
2. Eddie Griffin: Voodoo Child (1997) (TV) (performer: "Voodoo Child")

Casting Director:

1. N.T.V. Volume 1 (2005) (V)

1. A Lawyer Walks Into a Bar(2007) (filming)

2. "HBO First Look" (1 episode, 2007)
- Norbit (2007) TV Episode
3. "Real Time with Bill Maher" (2006)

4. Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson (2005)
5. Reel Comedy: Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo (2005)
6. "Celebrity Blackjack" (1 episode, 2004)

7. Making 'Scary Movie 3' (2004) (V)
8. "The Sharon Osbourne Show"(3 episodes, 2003-2004)

9. "Late Show with David Letterman" ( 2004)
aka Late Show Backstage (USA: title for episodes with guest hosts)

10. The Osbourne Family Christmas Special (2003)
11. Richard Pryor: I Ain't Dead Yet, #*%$#@!! (2003)
12. VH1 Big in 03 (2003) (TV)
13. "Tinseltown TV"(2 episodes, 2003)
14. "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" (2003)
15. "The Daily Show" (2003)
- Episode dated 20 March 2003 (2003)
16. "Punk'd" .... ( 2003)
17. DysFunktional Family (2003)
18. VH1 Big in 2002 Awards (2002) (TV)
19. 2002 MTV Movie Awards (2002) (TV)
20. "Access Granted"(1 episode, 2001)
- Snoop Dogg: Undercover Funk (2001) TV Episode
"The Howard Stern Radio Show"(1 episode, 2001)

All Jokes Aside (2000)
"The Martin Short Show"( 1999)
Franky Goes to Hollywood (1999)
"The Rosie O'Donnell Show" 1997)
Eddie Griffin: Voodoo Child (1997) (TV)
The Legend of Dolemite (1994)
"One Night Stand"
"Def Comedy Jam" (1992) TV Series
Dice Rules (1991) (uncredited)
Archive Footage:
"Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time" (2004)
Mo' Funny: Black Comedy in America (1993) (TV)