Slow Clap For The New York Post

And things were going so well for the Yanks and A-Rod before this...
I don't really have a whole lot to add to this, but if you haven't read the Post article about A-Rod's late night tryst with the bleach blonde Canadian the other night, you really should. It's got all the elements of a great scandal: Strip club, blondes, two random dudes, the Four Seasons and a late night elevator door closing with A-Rod and the Blonde heading upstairs. This is WAY too good to be true.