Tony Romo Better Keep A Close Eye On His Wheels

Romo was carrying her purse earlier in the night, but right as this picture was snapped he dropped it.
Maybe Tony isn't too familiar with Carrie Underwood's work, but I'd be a little reticent about ditching her for another gal unless I wanted my car keyed and my leather seats knifed like she does to that dude in her video. The all-too-short Romo-Underwood relationship is apparently on the decline. According to multiple sources as soon as Underwood wanted things to get serious, Tony bolted. He claimed he was so focused on football during the football season that he couldn't really commit to a relationship during that time. Yeah, so focused he fumbled the easiest play of the the biggest game of his life because he was thinking about how awesome his post-game press conference was going to be. But it doesn't end there. Other sources have it on good authority that the reason for Romo's cool down speech is because Joe Simpson wants to rekindle the ice cold flame between Romo and his daughter Jessica Simpson. Let me go on record as saying that a no talent ass clown like Tony Romo deserves either of these chicks about as much as I deserve an f'n Pulitzer. He blew the playoffs for the Cowboys, he's a cocky idiot and if not for one game where he threw 5TDs in a blowout against a horrible defense, he'd be one of the league's most average QBs (I'll dive more deeply into this next week). I would love nothing more than for Underwood to baseball bat the bejesus out of Romo's ride. That prick has it comin.