Mayor Rick Ankiel

I know Simmons linked to this video in his notes yesterday but since I had intended to post it as soon as a video was available and was beaten to the punch because his 500,000 readers are a little more helpful in getting him good material than my six family members are in getting me mine, I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway because it is so worth it. The video is of the first pitch on opening day pitch by the mayor of Cincinnati. Check out ED's expression. He has no idea how to react and the mayor doesn't even care. He just wants to get out of there. I could watch this all day.

(Update: The Mayor appeared on Jimmy Kimmel and threw another away. Absolutely ridiculous)