What The Hell Is Wrong With Gary Coleman?

You think a picture of Gary Coleman hanging with a scantilly-clad Mark Messier is weird? That's nothing compared to the below video.
Other than the fact that Coleman is pictured with Mark Messier above, this doesn't have a whole lot to do with sports but it was so unsettling I felt the need to address it. While watching the Sox game today a commercial came on from a loan sharking outfit called "Cash Call" and it featured Gary Coleman losing his f'n mind. Check it out:

What may even be more amazing than the bizarre performance of Coleman are the terms of Cash Call's service. For a $2600 loan, your payment plan consists of 42 payments of $216.55. That comes to a grand total of $9095.10. The Mob gives you better terms than that. My guess is that a cracked out GC called up Cash Call and couldn't afford the payments so now he has to hawk their service in lieu of payment. Gary's fallen on some tough times. Maybe he can blackmail Messier with this photo. I'm pretty sure you can Messier's balls in it.