Monday, September 17, 2007

LaDainian Tomlinson Is A Pussy

You see LT, if you're gonna talk shit, you should really back it up.

I used to love LT. He was my favorite player to watch, he was always regarded as a classy guy who was polite and forthright and he just seemed like a good dude. But then his team got good, and then his team got beat, and then he whined like a bitch. And I think you started to see what he was really like. It's easy to be a great player on a bad team and just toe the company line and wait for the team to build talent around you like a Barry Sanders. You never heard him bitch. It's easy to be a great player on a 14-2 team that rolled into the playoffs like a bat out of hell. Everyone praises you for your humility and work ethic. It's not tough to answer questions like, "You guys are the greatest and you are breaking records, how does it feel to be so great and may I massage your scrotum?" It's how you react in your worst moments that define you. And LT, in his two worst moments, has acted like a complete pussy.

Here's some advice, La Dane E In, if you are on a team that has a sack dancing steroid user and you sit idly by while he dances all over the place during your wins, you can't then whine like a bitch about it when another team mocks the guy after they beat you. That's the risk the guy takes when he has a dance. At some point someone will use it to make fun of him (kinda like your effeminate touchdown ball-flip). If it's not classless when you jump around and roid rage after a sack, then it's not classless to make fun of that stupid fucking dance. But here's the real reason you are a pussy, LT... when you laugh at your opponent the week before you play them because they are going through a scandal and then you and your team shit the fucking bed on the field AND THEN you come near tears in your post-game interview because of how badly you got your ass beat, well, you sir are a pussy.

LT, you may be all class and humble when your team is dominating or gritting out wins, but twice you've been faced with a humiliating situation and twice you acted like a pussy. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...

2 comments:

Coach said...

Holy BALLS!

This is the first time on any blog I've seen the phrase "toe the line" spelled and used correctly! And I waste a LOT of time reading blogs!

Everyone always writes "tow the line" -- like they're discussing some sort of nautical maneuver. Smug bastards.

LaDainian Tomlinson, however, is a badass. He just hates to lose, and gets emotional about it. I would not want to be the next team facing the Chargers.

Luol Dang! said...

How does "tow the line" make any sense? Are people not visualizing the phrase? When you "toe the line," visually you are stepping gingerly in a tight space, just like the phrase's meaning would have you suggest in a figurative sense. When you "tow the line," you are pulling something. It just doesn't make sense.

As for Tomlinson, I love how when a guy people like spouts off like an idiot and then cries about it later, it's his "competitive spirit" showing through and people remark how he "just wants it so bad." But when it's someone you don't like (See TO), the guy's just a whiny bitch.

In bad times, LT bitches like an 8 year-old girl. LT is a whiny bitch when things don't go well for him. Until he proves otherwise, I will continue to point it out.