TORRE TURNS DOWN YANKS OFFER

I'm not sure I've ever been more proud of a human being than I am Joe Torre right now. The Yanks let the guy twist in the wind for a fucking week and change, they lowball him with a 1 year deal for less money than he made with a performance based option and he flies down to Tampa to say "Guys, it's been fun but go fuck yourselves." And then he leaves. Fan-fuckin-tastic.